Never Coming Back Home

Amazon Amazon International  If you want to keep a secret in a small town, tell it to the wind. Then again, don’t even do that—the wind loves gossip just as much as everyone else. James Hardeman learned that lesson the hard way. The oldest of four, he walked away...

Empire of Lies

Amazon Audible Print WhimsteryNewlywed Heiress Gone Without a Trace Husband Pleads with Media, Begs for Wife's Return Woman Vanishes after Wedding Those headlines are lying... My wife is currently in the backseat of my car. She's wrapped tightly in rope with her...

Final Verdict

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Ruthless Mogul

Amazon Amazon InternationalThat moment when you show million-dollar apartments for a living—and quietly start sleeping in them because your place is the size of a shoebox… I’ve been getting away with it for two years. No complaints, no close calls, nothing. Until one...

Two Weeks Notice

Amazon Amazon International Audible Print Whimstery  To Whom It May Concern: I am writing this letter to formally announce my resignation from Parker International (& the arrogant, condescending CEO) effective two weeks from today. This was a VERY EASY...